So my sister and I talk about everything…and I mean everything…
Before she went to bed tonight we were talking about her and her boyfriends sex life and this little blue fella came up.
She made me laugh so hard I sobbed. I swear to god I’ve never laughed so hard in my life and I thought I would get this out there in case it brought a smile to anyone else’s face.
So she was telling me you know you like a guy when you think their penis is cute. I gave her a strange look but she continued.
She said “Sometimes when he’s soft I still play with it. I do the voice of the blue worm from the Labyrinth.”
Since both of us a hard core Labyrinth fans I immediatley cracked up at the thought. She continued telling her story though.
"Come inside and meet the Mrs." She said in the same voice.
And that did it.
I almost died. I had tears. My back was hurting. I couldn’t breathe. My housemate heard me from the other end of the house.
Some of you won’t find any amusement in this story at all. But by god I’m guarenteed to never get depression. The thought of my sister directing her boy’s man hood saying “Never go that way!” will keep me laughing to my dying day…